romantic lunch with my husband
IS THAT A DOGENUT I’M SO FUCKING DONE.
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
i dont do drugs i just rub my eyes until i begin my cosmic fuckin adventure u feel me
This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)
THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.
I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day
It was actually with myself. I had a day off a few months ago and masturbated for like four hours straight, it was AWESOME.
lmfao I found it on taobao
and another image
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING
Steal my sweating lips, wield my starving hips
There’s a cult, there’s a cult inside of me
- Me: Man SnK D/s fic is ruining my life
- Tally: When is _____ D/s fic NOT ruining your life?
- Me: ......Point. And Eren's 15 too, I sense a pattern
- Tally: XD oops
It's easier to kick you when you're kneeling: An Ereri hatefuck mix
Can we talk about how this scene destroys my pants?